God, I love them

Them being Messieurs Brand and Gallagher. This is just hilarious....

The celeb swordsman quipped: “Happy 40th birthday, eternal rebel, poet laureate of the yob, scribbler of anthems, with the eyebrows of a neanderthal but the soul of NEIL YOUNG.

Now for God’s sake, hand over SARA MacDONALD. You’ve had a good run but you’re a very old man now. Give her and the baby a chance of a better life.

I’ll even raise it to be a lout, unless tests prove that it is, after all, mine.”