Random ten

1. Suspicious Minds- Candi Stanton
2. Distant Dreamer- Duffy
3. Gang Of Gin- Babyshambles
4. Sloop John B- The Beach Boys
5. Here I Am- Lyle Lovett
6. A Girl Like You- Edwyn Collins
7. Bang A Gong (Get It On)- T.Rex
8. Walk Away- Kelly Clarkson
9. Live And Let Die- Guns N' Roses
10. Angels- Robbie Williams

Bonus-
11. Teenage Dirtbag- Girls Aloud
12. Help!- The Beatles

Respectfully,

Miss Winstone, take your hands off the braces and back away from the Barratt.

KTHANX.

*snort*

Fwaaaaah, Mr. Walcott.

Part 238942304 in an ongoing series

This is what happens when you pull an unknown Northern Exposure Karen Walker out of the rabbit hat for the second most powerful job in the nation. Had Sarah Palin been on the rubber-chicken circuit for years, as Ronald Reagan had, we would have become familiar with her and her family, much as we did with (say) the Romney fraternity over the long course of the primary campaign. But she was sprung on the country out of nowhere, and just about the first thing we learn about this family-values matriarch is that her unwed teenage daughter is pregnant (then we learn that the governor used the line-item veto to slash funds for teenage mothers--what a monster).

I love you,

Russell.

part 978 of an ongoing series

Brand — who describes his own style as “superhero S&M scarecrow”

...

“Once there was a story saying, ‘Russell Brand was arrested for rampaging through the London underground with a sword.’ I thought, ‘Well, this is ridiculous! What on earth would I be doing on the underground? Once you can afford taxis, you can swing the sword out the window.’”

Cute dress, Beth!

The Gossip at Get Loaded In the Park

I'd be way more excited about this

if Thomas hadn't (apparently) adopted Meatloaf as a style icon.

Haircut, love. And a shave. Please, darling. You're hurting me.

New material sounds promising, though.

*high five*

There's a lot of singing at Kasabian gigs. Their songs - enormous chanted choruses with juddering rhythms - are often simple in construction but have managed to locate the secret nerve centre which makes human beings sing along while hurling a plastic beer glass in the air. While they've been away working on their third album, the band's sound has - if anything - got even bigger. Oldies like Shoot the Runner and Processed Beats now sound like Pizzorno's garden UXB has been grafted into the rhythm section.

And the new songs unveiled suggest this isn't about to change. Fire- which sounds like a glam rock Hokey Cokey and actually includes the line "shake it to the left" - is only seconds old when those hands shoot back up in the air. It's surely only a matter of time before the band start taking to the stage in tanks.

I don't know why I'm admitting this

but prompted by this post, I have to confess...

I like Journey.

*shudders*

I do. I can't help it. Child of the 80's and all that. Their songs make me happy, and is that really so wrong? IS IT? Shouldn't we grasp any happiness in this cruel, cruel world? SHOULDN'T WE?

Must go listen to some screamingly hip songs to compensate.

However, I must say- for the last time, J, Carlos Ashley Raphael does NOT look like Steve Perry.

Thanks.

"We'll be fighting in the streets..."

But the main antiwar march was peaceful, police said, estimating about 10,000 people participated. Late Monday afternoon, long after the antiwar marchers had dispersed, police requested and got 150 Minnesota National Guard soldiers to help control splinter groups near downtown

Love it

Because if there’s a poor child out there, that’s my child. If there’s a senior that’s having trouble, that’s my grandparent. If there’s a guy who’s lost his job, that’s my brother. If there’s a woman out there without healthcare, that’s my sister. Those are the values that built this country. Those are the values we are fighting for.

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'Twist and Shout'- Babyshambles and friends

Awwww

Wee hippie Shawn and Al at the DNC

Fun

A-dorable

and so, so chic...

Surf's Up

in Biarritz, France...

Nice...

Zanzibar Doors 1

Zanzibar Doors 1, originally uploaded by mirellawognum.

Am simply amazed

that in this discussion of the greatest bassists, Paul Simonon is barely mentioned. Simmo.

(calm down, Kaz)

My own personal list of favorite bassists?

-James Jamerson (Funk Brothers- Motown session player)
-Peter "Hooky" Hook (Joy Division, New Order)
-Andy Rourke (The Smiths)
-John Hassall (The Libertines)
-Bootsy Collins (JB's, Parliament Funkadelic)
-Nicky Wire (Manic Street Preachers)
-Paul Simonon (The Clash)
-Drew McConnell (Babyshambles- not only fine, but a fine musician)

and my absolute favorite-

-Mani (The Stone Roses, Primal Scream) He's a legend.

Lucky

BASTARDS.

The new material sounds GOOD.

Oasis have announced they'll be playing their first ever concert in Cornwall.

The band will play at the Eden Project on Saturday 27 September ahead of their UK tour, which starts at the Liverpool Echo Arena on 7
October.

Anyone who wants to go will have to register at the official Oasis website from midday on 29 August and will then go into a draw for tickets.

Oasis release new album Dig Out Your Soul on 6 October with single The Shock Of The Lightning out on 29 September.

Lee McQueen,

you are my God.

Random ten

1. Autobahn 66- Primal Scream
2. Ooh La La- Goldfrapp
3. Lord Don't Slow Me Down- Oasis
4. Lovefool- The Cardigans
5. Panama- Van Halen
6. Just Looking (live)- Stereophonics
7. Hand In Glove- The Smiths
8. Narcissist- The Libertines
9. The Prayer- Bloc Party
10. Whiskey River- Willie Nelson

Bonus-
11. Hello, Goodbye- The Beatles
12. Brass Monkey- Beastie Boys

Oh joy

The whole family is descending upon the house this weekend, minus my brother-in-law, who had to work.

While I'm excited to see my nieces and nephew, I'm less excited to see my brothers simply because we do NOT agree politically AT ALL. (They're of the oppressed white man persuasion).

And there's absolutely nothing happening on the political front this week.

*cough*

My sis (who is a dirty hippie like myself) and I have decided that we're just going to laugh at them. We can't change their minds, so we're going to make fun of them.

"Gee, ______! You're a college-educated, straight white male. However HAVE you succeeded in the corporate world with the man keeping you down and all?"

We're guessing we're going to be stabby by Saturday night.

I love him.

Mr. Nicky Wire...

I had this vicious, bordering on violent argument on the bus the other day with James and Sean. I was making the point that every genre that ever existed in cinema has been done better by TV now. “Godfather” against “Sopranos” – “Sopranos” wins hands down. “American Gangster” vs “The Wire”? No competition. Comedy there’s no competition. Who wants to watch comedy in films these days? The last great comedy movie I can remember was “Midnight Run”. One of my favourite films and also one of Ian McCulloch’s. War stuff, much better documentaries. Musicals? “Blackpool” was really good. It was a deeply flawed argument, I nearly won it through sheer force of will. It really was fucking hard work though... as usual it was a mixture of me talking bollocks with a small element of truth.

Well done,

brothers Jarman! Seems that one Johnny "freaking" Marr is going to be joining them officially...

The Cribs– complete with Johnny Marr as part of their line-up – have revealed that they plan to release a new single this year during an exclusive video interview with NME.COM.

Today in "unintended consequences"

At Iowa's Coolest Flower Shop, my girl, J, and I have been after my mom (our boss) for months to buy us a new glue pan- used for silk floral arrangements and other craftiness.

Our old one was on its last legs (literally) and took AGES to heat up to a somewhat acceptable temperature. Mom finally caved last week and bought a new one. YAY! Joyous shouts rang out throughout the land! Choirs of angels sang! All that!

So.....

Today I was creating a silk fall wreath, a veritable seasonal masterpiece of harmonious colors and pleasing shapes- designed to put one in the most "fall"-est of moods, when-

1. The phone rang

2. I was momentarily distracted. Unfortunately, this was directly after I dipped a silk leaf in the hot glue

3. Because of the distraction, I dripped some of the F*CKING HOT GLUE on my finger

4. Words, most of them obscene, others invoking various deities, nearly escaped my mouth

5. Ran to sink, ran cold water on burn

6. Then had to peel cool glue off really F*CKING BURNED SKIN. Which, as you may guess, DOES NOT FEEL PLEASANT

I now have a humdinger of a 2nd degree burn on my finger.

What really twists me is this- if we wouldn't have whined and complained as badly as we (read- I) did, I would have been using the old glue pan which didn't heat well, and I wouldn't HAVE A REALLY NASTY BURN ON MY FINGER. F*CK!

Grrrr....

Wee hippie

Wee Olympic gold medal-winning hippie.

HOMEGIRL!

Shawn Johnson will drop in on Letterman, Leno and the Democrats this week. She was headed from Beijing on Monday straight for New York to tape an appearance on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to air at 10:35 Monday night on CBS. Then she has a stop at home scheduled for Tuesday, and she will be welcomed home in free festivities at 6 p.m. at Wells Fargo Arena in Des Moines.

Thursday, Shawn will lead the pledge of allegiance at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, then head to Los Angeles to tape a "Tonight Show" appearance with Jay Leno that will air Friday at 10:35 p.m. on NBC.

Say "cheese," Gromit!

Wallace and Gromit for Harvey Nicks

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Somerset : Glastonbury Tor

Somerset : Glastonbury Tor, originally uploaded by Wurz.

I love YouTube

The Shambles at Reading Festival

'Killamangiro' & 'What Katie Did'

Probably the best sans-Paddy version of the former I've heard. Good job, Grandad!

And I'll admit, I initially thought they were going into 'Dilly Boys' rather than the latter, and nearly died with happiness.





'Albion'


Honestly, I listen to this song at least 10 times a week. I love it- it's just so romantic, and the lyrics are SO fantastic. This is a great reading (hee) of it.

However, this version is my favorite-

*hearts*

Hit singles 'Killamangiro' and 'Fuck Forever' sparked riotous scenes amongst fans, whilst Doherty dedicated the aforementioned 'Unstookietitled' to black civil rights activist Marcus Garvey.

'Albion' was later dedicated to the memory of Daniel Squires, a 16 year-old fan who Doherty befriended and played at the wake of after his death from bone marrow cancer.

"He's sadly no longer with us," Doherty said.The song's lyrics were changed in customary fashion, with mentions of Sheffield and Wakefield reflecting the gig's Yorkshire setting.

Doherty jumped into the photopit at the close of the song to collect hats from fans, which he then proceeded to pile on his head.

Oh, boys

I have MISSED reading your interviews...

Perhaps the most enjoyable of their excursions into abuse was when, on discovering that Keane's posh Tom Chaplain had admitted himself into The Priory, Pizzorno commented that it was to treat an addiction to port.

*snort* Seriously, one of the funniest things ever.

"We can't wait to see Browny," beams Meighan. "It's amazing he's going to be there. He's a kung-fu master. You can't really compare what we do, though. He's a completely different fish from what I am: I'm like a piranha and he's like some kind of amphibian. He can also live on land. He's hardcore."

"Kung-fu master."

"Piranha."

"Live on land."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh THOMAS. Bless your random little heart.

For some reason

I don't think the Republican National Convention will be plagued with similar numbers of major-league musicians...

Kanye West will be there on Wednesday for a party sponsored by the Recording Industry Association of America and One, the antipoverty campaign founded by Bono. That night the Black Eyed Peas will perform for the Creative Coalition. Fall Out Boy will play for Rock the Vote on Monday, and the reunited Rage Against the Machine will do a free show at the Denver Coliseum on Wednesday.

Those are just the big shows. Members of the band Death Cab for Cutie are booked for acoustic performances, Moby will be spinning records at late-night parties, and various outdoor shows will align rock and hip-hop acts with on-the-ground activists.

Budapest, Pest, University Chapel, former Pauline Monastery (Egyetemitemplom)

Budapest, Pest, University Chapel, former Pauline Monastery (Egyetemi templom), originally uploaded by march25-Anna.

Bad. Ass.

Rage Against The Machine headlined the Main Stage at Reading Festival tonight (August 22) in dramatic fashion, arriving on stage dressed in Guantanamo Bay prisoner-style clothes.

The band, who headlined here in 1996 and last appeared here in 2000, came onstage dressed as prisoners of war, complete with bags over their heads and matching boiler suits, launching straight into 'Bombtrack'.

Today in random

Several weeks ago, one of our local curmudgeons turned 80. He's always been lovely to me, but is.... a bit cranky, shall we say?

(some of his relatives sent him a bouquet of dead flowers on his b-day with a card that said "Happy Birthday, Dickhead.")

So today as a belated birthday present from a friend, I delivered a fifth of whiskey and a balloon bouquet to the aforementioned curmudgeon. He offered me a glass, but as it was 10AM and I was on the clock, I sadly declined.

I should have taken him up on it, because when I got back to the van, I noticed my leg was bleeding badly. His dog, while adorable, was quite jumpy and scratched the hell out of my leg. Hurts like a sumbitch. Could use some whiskey....

*headdesk*

Random ten

1. Elizabeth My Dear- The Stone Roses
2. End Of a Century- Blur
3. I Fought the Law- The Clash
4. Lay All Your Love On Me- ABBA
5. Bitch- The Rolling Stones
6. Red Morning Light- Kings Of Leon
7. Happy Jack- The Who
8. Candlelight- Laura Marling
9. Angel- Fiona Apple
10. The Prayer- KT Tunstall

Bonus-
11. Boogie Wonderland- Earth, Wind & Fire
12. Nothin' At All- Heart

I don't know whether to be alarmed or proud

Tonight, my mother and I were discussing the whole St. John McCain not knowing how much real estate he owned thing. I made some remark like "Oh yeah, he's a real man of the people."

Mom replied, "Who'd want to be a man of the people when there's people like him?"

She made an Arctic Monkeys reference.

Again, alarmed? Proud?

How about alarmoud?

Whoa

Man, Duffy must be tiny-even jacked up on her perfect heels, she's still smaller than Wellah, who isn't exactly a giant.

Sorry, Paul.

Oh for God's Sake

Zuma. ZUMA.

Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy this afternoon, and has christened him with the obligatory quirky celebrity baby name. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 pm today (August 21) at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles, weighing 8.5lbs.

Poor bubba.

Ah, maybe he's named after the Neil Young album. Could be worse, say 'Hawks and Doves' Rossdale.

'Anyone Who Had a Heart'- Shelby Lynne

Gorgeous...

Not good

One of my adorable, intelligent and awesome nieces, Wee O- aged 2, has recently started putting herself in "time out" when she becomes overly excited.

Seriously.

She gets all worked up, says "out, out," and goes and sits in the hallway for a bit. When she's calmed down, she takes herself out.

She's 2. That's scary smart. Of course, her mommy is a smarty and her daddy is a surgeon, so it's par for the course.

My point?

Today, I was grumpy and easily irritated- nothing was going right, I was screwing shit up left and right, the state of the world was freaking pissing me off... we've all had those days.

So, when it became obvious that we weren't going to be extraordinarily busy, I buggered off work an hour early and went home and took a nap.

Essentially, I put myself in "time out."

Am operating on same level as toddler niece. Oh dear.

Oh yeah

I'm going to need this eyeshadow/liner set from Stila. Look at the rosette! Very chic.

Big fan of Stila eyeshadow here- it's pricey, but it lasts forever and stays put. Positive attributes in makeup, as far as I'm concerned...

Mmmm, yeah. This as well-

That has to smart

Roseanne Cash has spoken out about a recent comment made by fellow country singer John Rich during a rally when he said her dad would probably have supported Republican presidential candidate John McCain.Rich told the crowd:"Somebody’s got to walk the line in the country. They’ve got to walk it unapologetically. And I’m sure Johnny Cash would have been a John McCain supporter if he was still around."

Roseanne sez-

"It is appalling to me that people still want to invoke my father’s name, five years after his death, to ascribe beliefs, ideals, values and loyalties to him that cannot possibly be determined, and to try to further their own agendas by doing so. … This is especially dangerous in the case of political affiliation."

Wow. That's cold. Well done, Roseanne!

HOMEGIRL!

Ah, Shawn. Iowa is so proud of you!

(and I loved the peace sign earrings in your post-meet interview, honey!)

BEIJING (Reuters) - Shawn Johnson's megawatt smile lit up the National Indoor Stadium on Tuesday after the American gymnast finally got her hands on an Olympic gold medal.

The 16-year-old outshone rivals Nastia Liukin and Cheng Fei with her deft footwork on the balance beam to end a run of three silver-medal winning performances in Beijing.

Chezza spots

Cashley ogling a homely blonde waitress in the crowd...

Well, she looks

better than I expected...

The Winehouse at V last weekend.

She looks cute and happy. Hopefully due to actual emotions, not just those induced-by-chemicals...

Oh, TIMMY!

Darlin', I don't know what to be more concerned about- the hairdo (which doesn't look like Jesus's BTW) or.... the hairdo.

HAIRSTYLIST, STAT!

R.I.P. Mr Wexler

US record producer Jerry Wexler, who influenced the careers of singers including Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles and Bob Dylan, has died aged 91.

David Ritz, co-author of Mr Wexler's memoirs, said the producer passed away at his home in Sarasota, Florida.

Mr Wexler rose to fame as a partner in the influential Atlantic Records label with the late Ahmet Ertegun.

He also coined the term "rhythm and blues" while writing for Billboard magazine in the late 1940s.

Mr Wexler produced the hugely popular Aretha Franklin hit Respect, itself a re-working of an Otis Redding song.

He also produced the Wilson Pickett song, In the Midnight Hour and helped Bob Dylan win his first Grammy award by producing the 1979 album, Slow Train Coming.

Excuse me, I need to go listen to some Aretha...

The 'Babes, GA at V

Both groups look to be having a GREAT TIME!

Ahhhh, Sugababes- love the 'Won't Get Fooled Again' intro to 'Push the Button.' Ms. Keisha, Ms. Amelle and Ms. Heidi sound faaaaabulous...



'Jump' by Girls Aloud. Nicola looks like a ginger Barbie doll, Nadine is obsessed with her hair, and Kimba, Chezza and Miz Harding are fierce bitches. And they sound great, as per usual...

*loves*

Oh, this bracelet is soooooo cool. Love it.

(wish I had the $$ for it. Ah, c'est la vie)

Oh, I'm looking forward to this flick

'Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.' The book was ADORABLE, hope the movie is as well....

Awesome,

see "made of"...

Nastia Liukin and Shawn "M-F" Johnson.

Adorable- check

Awesome- check

Champions- check

Lovely

Pretty purple nail polish- perfect for end of summer events

Random ten

The "Shawn Johnson is my homegirl" edition

1. Hungry Like the Wolf- Duran Duran
2. Something Kind Of Ooooh- Girls Aloud
3. Love Spreads- The Stone Roses
4. Up the Junction- Squeeze
5. Mr. Brownstone- Guns N' Roses
6. Start!- The Jam
7. Authority Song- John Mellencamp
8. What Katie Did- The Libertines
9. Friday's Dust- Doves
10. Dilly Boys- The Libertines

Bonus-
11. Other Side Of the World- KT Tunstall
12. Stuntman- Kasabian

As much as it

makes me happy that he's happy, this statement from John "Freaking" Squire makes me sad-

"Music has been put to one side for good," explained Squire, who first exhibited his artwork designing The Stone Roses' album sleeves. "I'm enjoying this [art] far too much to go back to music."

And it's Russell for the win!

DEFAMER: We'll start out easy before we get a little more obscure. Here's a gimme: Lindsay Lohan.

RUSSELL: Lindsay Lohan is an actress. I believe she was in a Herbie film? She's become notorious for her off-stage and -screen exploits and her tabloid lifestyle. I believe she has been connected to drugs, sauciness, and sexiness in equal measure, though she seems like a nice girl to me.

DEFAMER: She does love the Brits. She had a British boyfriend, and now she's got a British girlfriend.

RUSSELL: Her girlfriend is British?!

DEFAMER: Yeah, Samantha Ronson.

RUSSELL: That's fantastic! I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Lindsay Lohan for her promotion of English sex.

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to yellowstone, originally uploaded by richietown.

Sweet Jesus,

I love Mr. Walcott nearly as much as I loathe Tim Daggett...

"A disaster of epic proportion" is how NBC gymnastics analyst (and former gymnast himself) Tim Daggett described Alicia Sacramore's butt-landing last night in the team competition--a phrase that might be more judiciously deployed to label a monsoon or earthquake that wipes out multiple thousands, or the aftermath of aerial bombardment. A gymnast flubbing her tumbling pass doesn't quite qualify as an epic disaster, even if this is the Olympics and the entire world is riveted to the screen from the sanctity of their leisure modules.

But rhetorical overkill is Daggett's signature yelp, treating every bobble or half-step on the landing as a potential fatal rip ("this--is a nightmare") in the fabric of the heroic narrative he and colleague Al Trautwig have collaborated on behind the mike as they pump up every gymnastics showdown into psychodrama, soap opera, and Nietzschean feats of will.

Hyperbole is the chant they sing, but where Daggett relies on a few stock phrases of cheer or doom, Trautwig fancies himself quite the troubadour, translating the gymnasts' thoughts for us as if their interior monologues were as wordy and portentous as his exterior ones. Gad, they get on my nerves.

Sounds about right

MUSIC legends from the Hollies to Morrissey to Oasis have already put Manchester on the map.

Now the city has been ranked rock 'n' roll capital of Britain, according to a new survey.

It revealed that Manchester has produced more rock stars per head than any other British city.

The survey, by guitar website guitarrockstar.co.uk, checked where 500 of the most successful rock stars and bands from the 1950s to the modern day were born and brought up.

Manchester finished top at producing rock stars, above Liverpool, Sheffield, Glasgow, Coventry and Oxford.

West London suburb Shepherd's Bush was named the rock 'n' roll hotspot with one rock star to every 1,222 people.

Manchester has one rock star per 17,855, followed by Oxford, with one in 24,100, and north west rival Liverpool, with just one per 29,073.

How yummy does this sound?

Grilled sausages and summer beans with herbs, tomatoes and caramelized onions.

2 pounds your favorite sausages
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 large red onion, thinly sliced
4 fresh thyme sprigs
Kosher salt and
freshly ground black pepper
Pinch of sugar
1 cup halved cherry tomatoes
1 pound green or wax beans (use a combination for the prettiest dish), trimmed
1/4 cup white wine
1/2 cup chopped mixed fresh herbs, including
basil and parsley
Fleur de sel or coarse sea salt, for serving (optional).

1. Prepare grill or preheat broiler. Grill or broil sausages until browned and blistered and cooked all the way through.

2. Meanwhile, prepare beans. Heat oil in a large skillet with a cover until shimmering. Add onion, thyme sprigs and a pinch each of salt, pepper and sugar. Sauté over medium-high heat until onions are golden in spots and browned around edges, about 7 minutes.

3. Add tomatoes and saute until they start to release their juices, 2 minutes. Add beans and wine and toss everything in pan. Cover, reduce heat to medium-low, and cook 3 minutes. Uncover pan, add herbs and continue to cook. Toss beans occasionally, until liquid evaporates and beans are done to taste, 5 to 30 minutes, adding water to pan if it dries out. Garnish with coarse salt if you like and serve hot or at room temperature, with sausages.

Yield: 4 to 6 servings.

Good man

Former Rep. Jim Leach endorses Obama.

"There's a distinction between trumpeting issues and realistically looking at effectiveness," Leach said. "I have never known a time period where the American brand has been in less repair." He said most voters instinctively want the U.S. to work with allies, rejecting the go it-alone approach that has marked the Bush administration.

"If you ask Americans of any political persuasion — conservative, liberal or moderate — whether they'd rather see us lead the world with allies or alone, most people instinctively say we're better off with allies," Leach said. "The public does understand that something is not right about our policies today."

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Too adorable

Brit Brit looks GOOD and Russell is so funny.... can't wait!

All in all,

I've had a rather enjoyable birthday. Yes, I had to work and the cat woke me up in the middle of the night wanting to be petted AGAIN, but still, it was a lovely day.

Most of my friends and family sent best wishes via phone, mail, email or Facebook, and I was treated to two delicious meals...

Lunch- Salad with roasted red peppers, artichokes, pine nuts and Feta cheese from local cafe

Supper- Fresh corn tortillas filled with pulled pork and roasted chicken with red sauce and homemade guacamole from local very authentic Mexican restaurant. Accompanied by a strawberry rocket fuel cocktail margarita.

Yum.

I know he's not "cool,"

but I have to say, one of my most enjoyable concert-going experiences was the Neil Diamond gig I went to in college.

Toward the end of the concert, right after a string of megahits, including “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” and “I’m a Believer,” which he wrote for the Monkees, Mr. Diamond told the crowd he had no plans for retirement.

“This is my job,” he said. “Someone much greater than me gave me that job. He said, ‘You, you with that stupid look on your face — go out and sing until I tell you to stop.’ I haven’t heard the word yet so I’m just going to keep doing it.”

'Dakota'- Stereophonics

Awesome

Every year at the Iowa State Fair, there is a butter sculpture of something culturally significant, such as the butter Last Supper, Harry Potter (my fav-drove the fundies crazy) and Elvis. Oh, and the traditional butter cow.

This year's edition? Butter Shawn Johnson, the wee dynamo from West Des Moines, currently kicking some ass and taking some names at the Olympics.

Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson, whose likeness is being cast in bronze for the Iowa Hall of Pride, will be sculpted in a more gooey medium in August at the Iowa State Fair.

Butter Shawn Johnson will share the spotlight with the butter cow in the Agriculture Building Aug. 7-17. Butter sculptor Sarah Pratt of West Des Moines plans to incorporate a balance beam into Johnson’s pose, and possibly an American flag.

Seriously, I really can't think of a higher honor in Iowa than to be (temporarily) immortalized in dairy at the state fair.

Thoughts

while watching the women's team qualifying gymnastics competition at the Olympics-

-AAAAAA! Stay in bounds, honey!

-AAAAAA! No, really! Stay in bounds!

-Awwww, little Nastia Liukin did well!

-Get down with your bad tiny little self, Shawn Johnson! (representing West Des Moines)!

-AAAAAA! AN INTERVIEW WITH PREZNIT BUSH? WTF?????

*clicks over to 'Extreme Home Makeover*

-AAAAAAAAA! HE'S STILL ON THE DAMN TV???

My question is, does NBC have ANY idea how unpopular this dipshit is? I'd love to see how much ratings plummeted during that segment...

Update-actual text messages my girl, Case, sent me regarding the interview with the Chimp-

"Is he drunk?"

"He was talking baseball, so I kept waiting for him to pick his nose."

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rosheim alsace_3, originally uploaded by beatrice do bl.

ZOMG

This is brilliant. And SO beyond my reach...

I must own these

Jimmy Choos.

(or buy the Target knock-off version. Shhhhh...)

Fab.

This week's sign

that the apocalypse is upon us-

US rapper Snoop Dogg has made his debut in a Bollywood film which is being released on Friday.

Dogg, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus, sings and acts in a romantic comedy called Singh is Kinng.

Snoop D-O-double G goes Bollywood. Holy shit, that's hilarious.

Holy freaking hell

LEE McQUEEN THAT I CAN AFFORD! POSSIBLY!

WORK YOUR MAGIC, TARGET!

*runs around room screaming*

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Random ten

1. Local Boy In The Photograph- Stereophonics
2. Love Is A Losing Game- Amy Winehouse
3. Temptation- New Order
4. Firestarter- The Prodigy
5. Unbilotitled- Babyshambles (live-'Oh! What A Lovely Tour')
6. I've Just Seen a Face- Jim Sturgess
7. The Menace- Mongrel
8. Tempted- Squeeze
9. Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters- Ryan Adams and Elton John (live- 'Crossroads')
10. Koko- Goldfrapp

Bonus-
11. Poison- Bel Biv Devoe
12. The Girl Who Wanted To Be God- Manic Street Preachers

These are my people, part 986743

All that one-fifth of Brits wish for is the chance to be a rock-star. In a new poll, 20% of those surveyed said that they would love to trade their jobs for a gig in the music biz, and 50% complained that in school there was not enough information about music careers.

Duffy- 'Stepping Stone'

In the vid, girlfriend is working the Bardot vibe like nobody's business...

Duffy darlin', please release 'Distant Dreamer' or 'I'm Scared' as the next singles. Please.

One of my

fav photogs, Mark Seliger, gets the royal treatment at Vanity Fair-

Seliger is an editor’s favorite because he can find content in a genre—celebrity portraiture—which all too often comes off as empty, tacky, humorless, and cliché-riddled. His pictures, often rendered in a rich palette, tend to be cinematic. They seem to freeze a moment while implying a much bigger story.

Love this shot of Mos Def.

This one of Anne Hathaway is utterly gorgeous.

Oh dear

I approve of something Paris Hilton has done.

*goes to re-evaluate life*

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

via nearly every progressive blog

You ever have one of those days?

Today was one of those days where one compiles lists of good versus bad things that occurred in order to determine whether it was a total loss or not.

Yeah, my grasp of the English language has gone out the window. I blame the heat.

Bad-
1. Cat woke me up 3 times when I was trying to sleep in
2. My bum ankle is acting up, and I appear to have jacked up one of my knees somehow
3. My iPod was frozen for most of the day, and nothing I did un-froze the damn thing

Good-
1. Downloaded Mr. Adam Ficek's demos for Roses Kings Castles. Just like Adam, they are adorable
2. Figured out what was wrong with iPod. Joyous shouts sounded throughout the land.

and......

3. Got my hot little hands on the 'Shambles bootleg from their gig at Brixton Mass, which includes a snippet of 'I Wanna Be Adored' by the Roses. Again with the joyous shouting.

SO IT WAS A VERY GOOD DAY.

Excellent choice in t-shirts, Kele

At Lollapalooza last weekend...

I adore him

Best headline ever-

Oasis' Noel Gallagher: 'My night with Marilyn Manson and Kenickie'

And this made me snort coffee out my nose-

Noel: "Don't ask how, but we know his [Marilyn Manson] bass player, Twiggy."

Twiggy Ramirez. The guy who wears the leather skirt, right?

Noel: "…and he wears a witch's hat as well. Don't ask.

And then there's this-

Noel: "We get marched to a spot behind the mixing desk, and there’s all these American goths, and the gig's going on, it's all screaming and shouting, rape and pillage and all that fucking shit. Before one song he goes, '(adopts booming dark lord voice) I WANNA DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE TWO BIGGEST FUCK-UPS IN ENGLAND!'

Me and our kid are looking at him, and looking at each other going, 'He means you, 'cos Lord knows he don’t mean me.'

And this-

Anyway, so we go back after the gig and we just got fucking absolutely… beyond pissed on absinthe. That's when Kenickie from 'Grease' fucking pulled a knife on us.

God Bless the Gallaghers.

Sunset - Chia - Sardinia, Italy

Sunset - Chia - Sardinia, Italy, originally uploaded by Marcoz aka marchio77.

Crap like this

make me want to stab myself in the eye.

There is so much dumb in this article entitled, "Why He Won't Propose," I don't even know where to start.

Figure out if your life plans are on the same track by casually mentioning your own future goals, whether it is to own a business, buy a house, or have a baby.

Darling, if you think you're ready to get married, and haven't yet talked about plans for the future, you've more problems than someone who just dropped a match in a gunpowder plant.

Finally, if you know that you are ready for the next step in your relationship, but you still haven't seen any bling, you might want to consider summoning up your bravery and popping the question yourself!

I'm sorry, but I just threw up a little. Jesus Christ, if you're not on the same page after being together long enough to consider making it legal, isn't that a screaming red warning sign to "ABANDON SHIP?"

And women proposing to men? YE GODS. Sounds suspiciously hippie to me. They probably came up with that concept in between inventing sex and smoking up.

Also, isn't "bling" about 3 years ago?

Grr....

Anywhere in

The Albion Plough Model, originally uploaded by albie_clark.

Yum

Made sweet corn tonight. Yum. As per directions from my girl, Jen, boiled it for 10 minutes with a cup of sugar and a large dash of lemon juice...

Utterly delicious.

Random ten

1. You're The Best Thing- The Style Council
2. Sin Wagon- Dixie Chicks
3. You're So Vain- Carly Simon
4. Redemption Song- The Stone Roses
5. You Know I'm No Good- Amy Winehouse
6. I Love You But You're Green- Babyshambles
7. Cabaret- Liza Minelli
8. I Shall Be Released- Paul Weller
9. Boogie Monster- Gnarls Barkley
10. Let's Get Rocked- Def Leppard

Bonus-
11. Sugar, Sugar- The Archies
12. Debra- Beck

OOOOOO!

Promising. V.v.v. promising!

Finally!

Nominees that I approve of! All* of these songs are fantastic!

For the Popjustice "Twenty Quid Music Prize"-

'A&E' - Goldfrapp
'About You Now' - Sugababes
'Bleeding Love' - Leona Lewis
'Call The Shots' - Girls Aloud
'Dance Wiv Me' - Dizzee Rascal feat Calvin Harris
'Flux' - Bloc Party
'Money' - Daggers
'That's Not My Name' - The Ting Tings
'Valerie' - Mark Ronson feat Amy Winehouse
'Ready For The Floor' - Hot Chip
'Song 4 Mutya (Out Of Control)' - Groove Armada feat Mutya Buena
'Stuck On Repeat' - Little Boots

*Okay, I've never heard the Little Boots or Dagger tunes, but the rest of them, the rest of them are quite wonderful...

Oh my, this is hilarious

Local man wants to run for county supervisor on the Republican ticket. Party says no. Man persists. Party is uncomfortable, but can't do a thing about it.

Hilarity ensues.

(most hysterical bits in purple)

The Des Moines County Republican Central Committee won't be backing the party's lone candidate for a seat on the Des Moines County Board of Supervisors, according to Chairman Tom Broeker. And James Seaberg, 62, of Burlington believes he knows the reason."I'm not surprised. I don't look like the typical Republican candidate," he said. "They are putting too much emphasis on the fact I have long hair and not enough on trying to get a Republican elected."

Seaberg, who sports a long gray pony tail and opts for jeans over a suit, said the issue of his appearance came up shortly after he announced his candidacy.In an unofficial capacity, Seaberg said Broeker suggested he drop out of the race. He said the reasons given were a lack of experience in county politics and "he didn't like how I looked."

"He told me to cut my hair. I told him flat out that wasn't happening," Seaberg said. "He said he wasn't telling me that as a party official, just man to man. I think everyone should be allowed to run for office if they want. I think people should have a choice."

Upon the advice from Broeker, Seaberg said he suspended his campaign prior to the June 3 primary election. Despite leaving the race, Seaberg
failed to file paperwork with the county auditor's office that would remove his name from the ballot. He received 401 votes in the primary election.Last month, Seaberg announced he was re-entering the race.

**

Seaberg will face Democratic primary winners Dan Cahill of Burlington and incumbent Bob Beck of Danville in the Nov. 4 general election. Cahill, a retired attorney, received the most votes in the Democratic primary with 1,832 followed by Beck with 1,589. Incumbent supervisor Tim Hoschek fell 10 votes behind Beck.

**

As for Seaberg, he is ready for the campaign ahead. The political novice's background includes stints at a variety of jobs, including at Catfish Bend Casino and Burger King. Now, Seaberg said, he's ready to work for the people of Des Moines County.

Okay,

Alicia Keys is a great choice for the Bond theme song. But Jack White??? THERE HAD BETTER BE NO WHINING AND A BASS PLAYER!!!!

The White Stripes Jack White and Alicia Keys are set to go down in history as the first duet to record the James Bond theme.Following rumours that Duffy was a 'dead cert' to sing the track, the pair will reportedly record the theme to 'Quantum Of Solace' entitled 'Another Way To Die'.According to Billboard.com, White wrote and produced the song, and will also play drums.

I'd be lying

if I said that I wasn't inordinately excited about this...

One of

my sweet little nieces arms.

That's some Grade A chub there.

Why yes, I am the world's most indulgent aunt, why do you ask?

Nom nom nom.

Nearly a perfect evening

Last night, Dad called and asked if I wanted to accompany him to a local dive tavern, where there would be much food-based goodness. Oh, and booze. Naturally, I responded in the affirmative.

Once there, we ate a lovely meal of beer-can chicken, fried cucumbers with a spicy crust (yummy), authentic Jardiniere from Chicago and pepper bacon-wrapped asparagus. Utterly delicious.

Then, I became very pissed off/uncomfortable.

One of the patrons looked about the bar, and said, "I've got a joke, and since we're all white here..."

I was like, "Fuck. Nothing good has EVER followed that."

Dude proceeded to tell a VERY offensive joke. Dad shifted uncomfortably. I put on my bitch shoes and informed the "joker" that it wasn't funny. Because it wasn't, and since the teller of the offensive joke-

a- assumed that since we were all of Caucasian extraction, we'd be totally okay with his racist asshattery and that we were just as predjudiced as him
b-had a Skynrd tat on his arm

It just made even more angry, because not only am I not racist in the slightest, I love the Skynrd.

I didn't feel in the wrong for telling him that he was being a pig. Because he was. And it just pissed me off, because it was a great evening. Really quite fun. And now there's a nasty bit associated with it. Damn it. Because the food was That Good.

Mmmmmmm

Am currently eating grilled chicken breast, marinated in zesty Italian dressing overnight, with a salad of fresh non-pestilential tomatoes and carrots. Mmmm.....

Recipe for salad-

Make a basic vinaigrette dressing- 3 parts oil to 1 part vinegar. Add in desired seasonings and spices (I like red pepper and parsley flakes along with the usual sea salt and fresh ground pepper). Combine with coarsely chopped carrots and tomatoes. Hold off eating as long as possible for maximum flavor.

MMMMMMM.

Grand Tetons 8

Grand Tetons 8, originally uploaded by P-Kittye.