Friday, January 18, 2008

*rolls eyes*

Oh, for the love of Pete....

Fed up with the orgy of mindless violence and sewer-mouthed profanity that passes these days for your average family film? Scared to take your kids to the flicks in case they have to sit through naked cartoon animals and rude words like "ass"? Fear not! A variety of parental and religious websites have sprung up, telling you exactly what offensive material you will encounter. Which means innocently stumbling into a screening of Cannibal Holocaust II with little Johnny will be a thing of the past. It also means that pretty much every film ever made apart from Stuart Little is a no-go. So, can you guess the films from their warnings?

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"...The main character is shown consuming fancy alcoholic drinks and usually drives in a reckless manner."*


*'Casino Royale'

2 comments:

simon's ikea shelving said...

Sounds like they are talking about me yesterday ba ha ha

Cygirl said...

Fast cars and alcohol? That sounds about right.