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rosheim alsace_3, originally uploaded by beatrice do bl.

ZOMG

This is brilliant. And SO beyond my reach...

I must own these

Jimmy Choos.

(or buy the Target knock-off version. Shhhhh...)

Fab.

This week's sign

that the apocalypse is upon us-

US rapper Snoop Dogg has made his debut in a Bollywood film which is being released on Friday.

Dogg, whose real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus, sings and acts in a romantic comedy called Singh is Kinng.

Snoop D-O-double G goes Bollywood. Holy shit, that's hilarious.

Holy freaking hell

LEE McQUEEN THAT I CAN AFFORD! POSSIBLY!

WORK YOUR MAGIC, TARGET!

*runs around room screaming*

via

Random ten

1. Local Boy In The Photograph- Stereophonics
2. Love Is A Losing Game- Amy Winehouse
3. Temptation- New Order
4. Firestarter- The Prodigy
5. Unbilotitled- Babyshambles (live-'Oh! What A Lovely Tour')
6. I've Just Seen a Face- Jim Sturgess
7. The Menace- Mongrel
8. Tempted- Squeeze
9. Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters- Ryan Adams and Elton John (live- 'Crossroads')
10. Koko- Goldfrapp

Bonus-
11. Poison- Bel Biv Devoe
12. The Girl Who Wanted To Be God- Manic Street Preachers

These are my people, part 986743

All that one-fifth of Brits wish for is the chance to be a rock-star. In a new poll, 20% of those surveyed said that they would love to trade their jobs for a gig in the music biz, and 50% complained that in school there was not enough information about music careers.

Duffy- 'Stepping Stone'

In the vid, girlfriend is working the Bardot vibe like nobody's business...

Duffy darlin', please release 'Distant Dreamer' or 'I'm Scared' as the next singles. Please.

One of my

fav photogs, Mark Seliger, gets the royal treatment at Vanity Fair-

Seliger is an editor’s favorite because he can find content in a genre—celebrity portraiture—which all too often comes off as empty, tacky, humorless, and cliché-riddled. His pictures, often rendered in a rich palette, tend to be cinematic. They seem to freeze a moment while implying a much bigger story.

Love this shot of Mos Def.

This one of Anne Hathaway is utterly gorgeous.

Oh dear

I approve of something Paris Hilton has done.

*goes to re-evaluate life*

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

via nearly every progressive blog

You ever have one of those days?

Today was one of those days where one compiles lists of good versus bad things that occurred in order to determine whether it was a total loss or not.

Yeah, my grasp of the English language has gone out the window. I blame the heat.

Bad-
1. Cat woke me up 3 times when I was trying to sleep in
2. My bum ankle is acting up, and I appear to have jacked up one of my knees somehow
3. My iPod was frozen for most of the day, and nothing I did un-froze the damn thing

Good-
1. Downloaded Mr. Adam Ficek's demos for Roses Kings Castles. Just like Adam, they are adorable
2. Figured out what was wrong with iPod. Joyous shouts sounded throughout the land.

and......

3. Got my hot little hands on the 'Shambles bootleg from their gig at Brixton Mass, which includes a snippet of 'I Wanna Be Adored' by the Roses. Again with the joyous shouting.

SO IT WAS A VERY GOOD DAY.

Excellent choice in t-shirts, Kele

At Lollapalooza last weekend...

I adore him

Best headline ever-

Oasis' Noel Gallagher: 'My night with Marilyn Manson and Kenickie'

And this made me snort coffee out my nose-

Noel: "Don't ask how, but we know his [Marilyn Manson] bass player, Twiggy."

Twiggy Ramirez. The guy who wears the leather skirt, right?

Noel: "…and he wears a witch's hat as well. Don't ask.

And then there's this-

Noel: "We get marched to a spot behind the mixing desk, and there’s all these American goths, and the gig's going on, it's all screaming and shouting, rape and pillage and all that fucking shit. Before one song he goes, '(adopts booming dark lord voice) I WANNA DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE TWO BIGGEST FUCK-UPS IN ENGLAND!'

Me and our kid are looking at him, and looking at each other going, 'He means you, 'cos Lord knows he don’t mean me.'

And this-

Anyway, so we go back after the gig and we just got fucking absolutely… beyond pissed on absinthe. That's when Kenickie from 'Grease' fucking pulled a knife on us.

God Bless the Gallaghers.

Sunset - Chia - Sardinia, Italy

Sunset - Chia - Sardinia, Italy, originally uploaded by Marcoz aka marchio77.

Crap like this

make me want to stab myself in the eye.

There is so much dumb in this article entitled, "Why He Won't Propose," I don't even know where to start.

Figure out if your life plans are on the same track by casually mentioning your own future goals, whether it is to own a business, buy a house, or have a baby.

Darling, if you think you're ready to get married, and haven't yet talked about plans for the future, you've more problems than someone who just dropped a match in a gunpowder plant.

Finally, if you know that you are ready for the next step in your relationship, but you still haven't seen any bling, you might want to consider summoning up your bravery and popping the question yourself!

I'm sorry, but I just threw up a little. Jesus Christ, if you're not on the same page after being together long enough to consider making it legal, isn't that a screaming red warning sign to "ABANDON SHIP?"

And women proposing to men? YE GODS. Sounds suspiciously hippie to me. They probably came up with that concept in between inventing sex and smoking up.

Also, isn't "bling" about 3 years ago?

Grr....