No sex for you!

In the spirit of the Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld, maybe there will be a shag Nazi as part of the national plan to encourage adults to abstain from sex outside of marriage.

• Launching nationwide initiative to end boredom
• Starting 24-hour hotline they can call anytime the urge to have sex strikes; $2.99 a minute
• Suggesting that at any moment their parents could walk in
• Reinstating Prohibition
• Convincing Al Green to record "No Need To Rush It, Baby"

via Feministing