Saturday, October 27, 2007

Oh, boo-effing-hoo

When Elisabeth Hasselbeck bade farewell to her cohosts on "The View" Tuesday, it was all hugs, well-wishes, and baby-product endorsements. But as Hasselbeck begins her 2 1/2-month maternity leave, the political landscape is shifting, as well. America's most dangerous conservative - or so some liberals see it - is leaving TV for a while.

OMG, WHATEVER WILL WE DO? The media! It's too liberal! Aiiieeeee!

Alright, I'm as liberal as all get out- scratch that- I'm a dirty fucking hippie, and let me tell you, I don't consider Elisabeth "dumb-as-a-sack- of- hammers-former- reality-show-contestant-footballers-wife" Hasselbeck to be "America's most dangerous conservative."

Maybe "America's-Most-Deluded-Former-Reality-Show-Contestant-Footballers-Wife-Every-Sperm-Is-Sacred

Yep, that's it.

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