Monday, June 02, 2008

Today in "random"

I was minding my own business, perusing the clearance rack at the local Target, when I felt a sharp pain in my calf.

I looked down, and saw a little boy running away.

That's right, the little fucker came up to me- a complete stranger, mind- and kicked me in the leg. It really fucking hurt.

You might wonder, what was the reaction of his mom, chatting away on her mobile?

"Well, I should be going. He just kicked someone."

I shit you not, that's what she actually said.

I guess this is shaping up to be an assaulted-by-small-children-type of week.


Kazza said...

BA HA HA that's the funniest thing I've read today! BA HA HA

Cygirl said...

I've a bruise, Kaz. NO LIE.

queen bee said...

that's why i can't stand most children and have none. little fuckers. and their parents are worse.


Cygirl said...

Little fucker grinned at me, QB. Swear to God.