Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I'm getting old

Signs you're getting on a bit:

You eat something that you shouldn't have, and instead of bemoaning the pain in your lower GI system, you think, "Good Lord, that's interesting. What went wrong?"

Much like what I think people who practice Tantric sex must feel like after a romp in the old hay. Okay, maybe not. Like I'd know. (the Tantric sex, obviously not the hay. I'm from IOWA).

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