And it's Russell for the win!

DEFAMER: We'll start out easy before we get a little more obscure. Here's a gimme: Lindsay Lohan.

RUSSELL: Lindsay Lohan is an actress. I believe she was in a Herbie film? She's become notorious for her off-stage and -screen exploits and her tabloid lifestyle. I believe she has been connected to drugs, sauciness, and sexiness in equal measure, though she seems like a nice girl to me.

DEFAMER: She does love the Brits. She had a British boyfriend, and now she's got a British girlfriend.

RUSSELL: Her girlfriend is British?!

DEFAMER: Yeah, Samantha Ronson.

RUSSELL: That's fantastic! I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Lindsay Lohan for her promotion of English sex.