I love you,

Russell.

part 978 of an ongoing series

Brand — who describes his own style as “superhero S&M scarecrow”

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“Once there was a story saying, ‘Russell Brand was arrested for rampaging through the London underground with a sword.’ I thought, ‘Well, this is ridiculous! What on earth would I be doing on the underground? Once you can afford taxis, you can swing the sword out the window.’”