John?

Mr. Edwards? If you cave into these people- who would not vote for you even if Jesus came down from Heaven and told them to- about Melissa and Amanda? You are done. I'd vote for my dogs over you. At least Daisy and Rosie don't submit to whackjobs with agendas.

And this pains me, as I really, really like your wife, Elizabeth. She seems to be the salt of the earth.