Monday, May 07, 2007

Peter, Peter, Peter

Sweetie darling,

You simply must stop this behavior. You see, I'm emotionally invested in you now, so you'd best straighten up and fly right.

Yes, I'll go all schoolteacher on your ass. You don't want that. Trust me.


PS- Ms. Moss- Let his ass SIT IN JAIL AND DETOX!

Thanks, love. Adore the new
clothing line.


Kazza said...


If the next judge commends him on his efforts I think I'm going to throw up.

Cygirl said...

They need to forcibly commit him to rehab.

End. Of. Story.

As I said, I'm emotionally invested now, and someone needs to help him.

Shit, if Russell Brand can do it, so can Peter.