Oh, not smart. NOT SMART.

Cheryl is by no means my fav Girls Aloud (i.e. not Sarah or Kim), but wow. WOW. She's gonna have her husband roasted over a pit. Slowly. As she should.

Chezza'll cut a bitch. And his little dog, too.

Pop star Cheryl, 24, vowed never to forgive the England footballer after hearing about his seedy sex session. A source said the furious Girls Aloud singer yelled at her husband: “How could you humiliate me like this in front of everyone?”In her rage, she ordered him to pack his bags, saying: “Get out. It’s over - you’ve ruined it all.” Feisty Cheryl - who warned a year ago that she would leave her hubby if he cheated - later told a friend: “I can’t believe he has done this to me. He has ruined everything.”

Cashley is toast. TOAST.