Small town living

Was thinking today- between myself, the parentals and our friends, we have keys to the following places in our community:

-the tavern
-one of the gas stations
-both banks!
-the childcare center
-one of the restaurants
-several churches
-one of the salons
-the hardware store
-the flower shop (duh)

We. Could. Rule. The. World.

Oh, forgot one...

-the funeral home

Rule the underworld as well...